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Friend breaks his cock

Exams were drawing near, and all the boys opted to come over to my place to study with the excuse that more gets done with friends around and we can ask each other for help if one of us gets stuck with something that they can't figure out for themselves. Now, everyone and his uncle knows that this is necessarily a recipe for disaster, but none of us were prepared for the sort of catastrophe that was about to occur. Anyway, close to midnight someone pops a question on who's the fairest chick in Perth, a discussion that was to go on for the next two hours leading to a friend, who I'll term "Prick" to remain anonymous, and I creating a concise database and charts on the given subject, compiled using MS Excel and based on votes from each person on categories such as facial beauty, breast size, legs, etc. It was pretty good, you should have seen it! I learnt many functions of Excel that I never knew existed.

Anyway, satisfied that we had finally come to a scientific and mathematical conclusion, we all went off to sleep, Prick sleeping on the couch and me on the floor. Sometime in the morning after a restless sleep, Prick woke me up, his face pale white and grimacing with pain: "I need to go to the hospital. I think I broke my dick!". "What?". I thought he was just being funny and tried to return to sleep. But it sounded serious, and another guy, Shaun, wasted no time in jumping up, grabbing the car keys and dragging me out the door. So there we were, three young Asian guys, hair all over the place, and Prick screaming to the nurse at emergency, "I broke my penis!". Man, you should have been there to see the surprise on her face. I mean, three sheepish looking guys, one with a broken penis; we must've looked like a couple of gays that got a little excited in the heat of the moment, each one taking turns on another, just so happens one of them must've been a wee bit too rough or forgot to slap on the vaseline...

What really happened is that Prick developed a boner while he was sleeping, but it was directed off to one side. Now, being a guy, I know how uncomfortable that can be. So Prick puts his hand in his pants and tries to muscle Mr Willy upright, but he pushed or pulled too hard, causing a muscle to tear. I saw his broken cock; I'd never call a penis pretty, but his was ugly man, swollen on the left side and purple and twitching and throbbing! With surgery, it was restored to it's original glory, but now I know not to play with my wiener too roughly in the morning!

Actually, this is the same guy who had his little pecker circumcised a couple of years back because he had heard that sex would be more pleasurable. I wouldn't know coz I've been circumcised since young, but this is one of a few guys that can proclaim to know the difference, having experience sex with a foreskin umbrella, and au naturale. You have to admire someone like that, willing to go to such lengths for good sex: here's someone who has an aim in life, who knows what he wants, and would stop at nothing to achieve it. Oh, and for the record, yes, it is better..